In this video, my friend Jessica and I review a can of Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink that we found at the local 99 Cents Only store. We opted to go with the “Asian Experience” flavor as opposed to “Cherry Charge.” The Experience was, well… you’ll just have to watch the video and see for yourself.
Final analysis: This beverage does indeed taste like bubble gum-flavored fluoride rinse.
Duration : 0:7:32
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#1 by ValisFan2 on January 5th, 2010
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I just drank one …
I just drank one from the 99 cent store. It wasn’t too good. It tasted like Strawberry Kiwi soda to me. Not too good of an aftertaste, doesn’t really provide much kick at all.
#2 by PathologicalTruth on January 5th, 2010
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I’m sure it would …
I’m sure it would have been better if we had rehearsed but then we’d be dead from an overdose of awesome.
#3 by silverladderdotcom on January 5th, 2010
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@originaltrip Yes, …
@originaltrip Yes, because this is such a serious topic too. I should have maintained my professionalism more. ::rolls eyes:: It’s called having fun. Try it sometime.
#4 by originaltrip on January 5th, 2010
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you laughin too …
you laughin too much for no reason … wtf … for every little thing
#5 by ValisFan2 on January 5th, 2010
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i saw some of this …
i saw some of this at the 99 cent store awhile back.
#6 by fum8 on January 5th, 2010
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I sort of wanna try …
I sort of wanna try it now……
#7 by shempmeister on January 5th, 2010
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If you want to try …
If you want to try this yourself and can’t get a can, here are some ingredients you can mix together to get a reasonable facsimile of Asian Experience..
Cough medicine
Apple juice
Two aspirin
Maple syrup
A cigarette butt
Mix well, and enjoy!
Great video, folks!
#8 by Gr8stuffis on January 5th, 2010
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Next time you try …
Next time you try something as dangerous as this.. please do have some syrup of ipecac and a long catheter on hand…. Better you than me guys Thanks for being our guinea pigs… LOL
PS Uberman, i thnk it shows the gov is working overtime.. but not for our GOOD for sure ~
#9 by uberman54533 on January 5th, 2010
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There used to be …
There used to be three flavors. I tried two of them and I can attest that this is the worst product available in any market. The fact that this was approved by the FDA shows that the government doesn’t actually work.
#10 by ultrachasersfan on January 5th, 2010
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LOL 2:05 lets you …
LOL 2:05 lets you know exactly how the drink tastes. I have not had the Lightning Bolt experience, but from what I see, I’m guessing it would be like drinking batteries.
#11 by DGAF2000 on January 5th, 2010
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just wait till …
just wait till obama outlaws this too
#12 by Herfer on January 5th, 2010
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if i remember those …
if i remember those things right…they taste like salty malasis