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• #1 by MMAFIREFIGHTER on January 23rd, 2012

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  sounds like he has expiramented with a few.?

• #2 by backwoodsriley on January 23rd, 2012

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  so true? ah

• #3 by itsthearistocrat on January 23rd, 2012

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  Adam is the? king of ranting.

• #4 by acutepupppy on January 23rd, 2012

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  ive literally been watching adam carolla clips for hours..this guy is? a genius

• #5 by GoblinXXX on January 23rd, 2012

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  Coke and Pepsi and all the other soft drinks started out as “energy drinks” in their day– They all made the same sort of promises, to the point that many were almost touted as MEDICINES. (And of course, many had cocaine? and other extreme stimulants in them, originally, too.)

• #6 by larryjohnny on January 23rd, 2012

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  does that include? REd Bull ?

• #7 by horacrux on January 23rd, 2012

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  what i really like about ADAM is. i can be doing something else.just turn on a random youtube or podcast of him and just got about my stuff about the house, and i fel better,because i agree with just about almost everything he says.I dont? feel like im the only 1 going crazy

• #8 by akendall97 on January 23rd, 2012

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  MONSTER!!!?

• #9 by tusepagliacco on January 23rd, 2012

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  ADAM? THE MAN!

• #10 by DERAJ13 on January 23rd, 2012

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  coolah?

• #11 by seattlehawkins on January 23rd, 2012

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  Coolest guy I know ; Bill gates Paul? Allen, steve jobs Coffee. Biggest dick; danny B Jack silver Vin diesel,

• #12 by FadeAwayIntoOblivion on January 23rd, 2012

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  “and now? your a turbo sized dick!”

• #13 by pieceofdebri on January 23rd, 2012

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  People have also had? “encounters” with aliens, but that doesn’t make it true.

• #14 by benslooking4junk on January 23rd, 2012

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  I was trying to to chug a Monster “Import” drink the other day and it looked like a black triple x beer or malt liquor. ? I guess…. I really don’t care, after all!

• #15 by guyNbluejeans on January 23rd, 2012

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  @SteveTheTherapist He is cool, for sure. But when it comes to Jesus, what he fails to consider is that my people, myself included, have? had encounters with Jesus during our lives. Even little kids that have drowned and then been brought back via resuscitation have reported being with Jesus.

• #16 by SteveTheTherapist on January 23rd, 2012

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  Coolest guy I know: Adam Carolla?

• #17 by CZRXCZR on January 23rd, 2012

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  @Redbaron011 I know I dont want? to get raped by a Monster, a RedBull or a Rockstar.

• #18 by guyNbluejeans on January 23rd, 2012

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  Carolla’s a talent.

  Does anyone know where one can get that audio of him talking to a potential baby sitter (and he acted like a perv towards her)?? THAT one was really hilarious!

• #19 by 432cestus80 on January 23rd, 2012

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  adam carolla – you are a product of your family’s incestous relationship between your father to his sister, and you were brought to this world, a retard, lunatic, delusional, drug addict, ignorant, illiterate, uneducated, mongoloid inbred freak!!! You can use? all the power of your father being a Mafia godfather, the boss, an expert on extortion, murder, kidnapping, and worst a sex maniac, to kill me! because if you don’t I will write you a love letter for the rest of your God forsaken life.

• #20 by seans10 on January 23rd, 2012

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  A friend of mine teaches microbiology at a? local community college saw me drinking a low-carb monster once and he gave me a rash of shit. And he sad almost exactly what carolla says here: “You’re a sucker! Just drink plenty of water, eat some pasta, moderate regular exercise and get a good night’s sleep”.

• #21 by leftyms on January 23rd, 2012

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  The part? about assholes is 100% right.

• #22 by Tulkastaldo on January 23rd, 2012

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  Just skip the energy drinks and keep a big bag of? powdered caffeine around. It’s awesome drinking whatever and having it wake you up.

• #23 by huskerjokerblitz on January 23rd, 2012

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  hehe

  yup?